Friday, March 5, 2010

Security Measures for IPL

One of the steps being proposed to make IPL immune to security threats is to change it's name to something else. But the problem is that IPL is already a registered trade-mark. The branding of IPL is already done and the ink on the logos distributed and printed has already dried. So, the next best thing is to change what IPL stands for.

Well that should be easy for Lalit Modi for he is an expert on mutilating what Indian Premier League stands for in a jiffy.

But we digress.

Here are the top 10 entries submitted for what IPL should now stand for:

10) Intimate Paraya League
9) In-your-face Preity (Zinta) League
9) Instant, Paid Lavishness
7) Is it Premier League?
6) Incentive to Play for Leeches
5) Insaan vs. Paisa League
4) Imported Pompoms & Legs
3) Itna Paisa Lalit?
2) Imbecile Politics League
1) It's Pakistan Less