Sunday, August 15, 2010

First "Droned", then Drowned! Who Shall Help the Flood Victims in Pakistan?

While the scope of the destruction caused by the floods in Pakistan is heart-wrenching, the relief efforts are even more frustrating.  The way the worst crisis in Pakistan was handled by the government, especially, our President, Mr. Zardari, you'd know that they are simply not competent to deal with the scale of the disaster.

I am afraid our leaders are politicizing this disaster and some are probably even drooling over the prospects of more riches as international aid arrives in a country where the corruption runs deeper than the rising water of the worst flood in its history.

Today, Mr. Zardari vowed to take the country out of this grave challenge, adding: “I know the losses suffered by growers because I am also a farmer.”

Just for the record, Mr. Zardari is NOT a farmer.  He is a wadera - a landlord who collects whatever the farmers harvest! While the real farmers are the ones who have lost their homes as well as their livelihoods, waderas like Mr. Zardari will resume their earnings the next season after the water recedes.  Historically, the waderas' job was simply to collect taxes from farmers on behalf of the government, a remnant of the colonial era.

And where is the international community?  It seems that we have become desensitized to natural disasters that have swept across the globe in recent times.

“This has been a heart-wrenching day for me,” UN Secretary General, Mr. Ban Ki-moon, said after visiting the flood-hit areas in Punjab with President Asif Ali Zardari.

“I will never forget the destruction and suffering I have witnessed today. In the past I have witnessed many natural disasters around the world, but nothing like this.”

The world body has appealed for an initial $460 million to provide relief, but only 20 per cent has so far been promised.

The people of Pakistan have found themselves between rock and a hard place following the Afghanistan war  - with all the deadly drone attacks.  But what is ironic is that one of the first organizations to have pledged meals for the displaced victims is Jamaat-ud-Dawa - an organization that features on the UN terrorism blacklist.

When the international community is slow to respond to a calamity that is more devastating than the 2004 tsunami, the victims have every right to feel betrayed by both the government and the international community at large.

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/pakistan/un+chief+pledges+to+speed+up+pakistan+aid

Friday, May 14, 2010

I guess no total is Un-Hussey-lable!

Well played Pakistan! You gave it all you got. Considering the fact that Pakistani players were snubbed by IPL and champions league, and had little exposure other than the drubbing they got during the Australian summer down under, they played like the champions that they are.

They have been marginalized by the world. And they came roaring back and almost brought the world to its knees. The reporters and commentators had indigestion for 39 overs today, as they spent all that time eating their own words.

Pakistan missed Umar Gul's reverse-swinging yorkers that were the hallmark of Pakistan's bowling in late overs last year. Nevertheless, we are proud of their effort today and the courage they showed despite everyone (including us fans) writing them off. They peaked at the right time and almost pulled off a repeat of their giant killing performance that took them past South Africa in last year's T20 World Cup semifinal.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The fearsome twosome who can help Pakistan beat Australia in the Semifinal.

Fri May 14
15:30 GMT | 11:30 local
11:30 EDT | 10:30 CDT | 08:30 PDT 2nd Semi-Final - Australia v Pakistan
Beausejour Stadium, Gros Islet, St Lucia
26 - 30°C Forecast Showers

Frank Duckworth and Tony Lewis.

More famously known by their last names in Duckworth/Lewis.

And even more famously known by their combined lastname initials "D/L" or Dreadful Loss Method. Formally known as Duckworth/Lewis Method. It has helped beat the hitherto formidable England. And even overcome the luck of the Irish.

With showers forecast, D/L Method migt be another clause that you may want to add to your prayers.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Another Financial Meltdown?

So sad on the financial power-house collapse.

India on the brink at the T20 World Cup. Thanks to all the IPL franchises for snubbing the best players in the world during the auction earlier this year, hiring old farts frm down under for gazillions and marginalizing the whole sub-continent.

Gul, Afridi and Sohail Tanwir (purple hat holder in IPL 1 who helped Rajhastan win) were all left out in sheer arrogance. How could Afridi reproduce the 2009 magic If he can't play in IPL and champions league and keep sharp?

Meanwhile IPL and the champions league have produced absolutely nothing for India and in the process screwed thy neighbor!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Can You tell me how to get... how to get through Wall Street?

Brought to you by the letter "M" and the letter "B".

M is for "Mojo" and B is for "Bailout":

Wall Street seems to have lost its Mojo, when a trader entered "b" for billion instead of an "m" for million.

That sent the stock market into a frenzy.

Are you serious?!!

Friday, March 5, 2010

Security Measures for IPL

One of the steps being proposed to make IPL immune to security threats is to change it's name to something else. But the problem is that IPL is already a registered trade-mark. The branding of IPL is already done and the ink on the logos distributed and printed has already dried. So, the next best thing is to change what IPL stands for.

Well that should be easy for Lalit Modi for he is an expert on mutilating what Indian Premier League stands for in a jiffy.

But we digress.

Here are the top 10 entries submitted for what IPL should now stand for:

10) Intimate Paraya League
9) In-your-face Preity (Zinta) League
9) Instant, Paid Lavishness
7) Is it Premier League?
6) Incentive to Play for Leeches
5) Insaan vs. Paisa League
4) Imported Pompoms & Legs
3) Itna Paisa Lalit?
2) Imbecile Politics League
1) It's Pakistan Less

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Fanatic Fourteen

New York Times reports:

"Citizens of Cuba, Iran, Sudan and Syria, countries that are considered “state sponsors of terrorism,” as well as those of “countries of interest” — including Afghanistan, Algeria, Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Nigeria, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Somalia and Yemen — will face the special scrutiny, officials said.

Passengers holding passports from those nations, or taking flights that originated or passed through any of them, will be required to undergo full-body pat downs and will face extra scrutiny of their carry-on bags before they can board planes to the United States."

Now my 2 cents:

I must say I expected better from the Obama administration. In a show of stubbornness, we are refusing to learn from our own mistakes - especially the mistakes that were made in foreign policies - and therefore we are bound to repeat them. One could almost imagine the brain-storming sessions in one of the NSC meetings in the aftermath of the failed airplane bombing on the Christmas day.

"Mr. President, the American people want to see some action taken by this administration. Shall we bomb Iraq or Afghanistan?".

"Nah, I am for a change. Remember my campaign promise? Let's not try to bomb the same 'communication building' in Baghdad that we bombed over and over again during the 2003 invasion of Iraq. I need something that caters to liberals yet calms the public down. And don't give me that 'color coded security alert system' BS again, shall we?"

"A list...", murmurs someone from the dark corner of the table, "Give the American people a list. After all they like lists. From high-tech IT personnel programming the next big software application to soccer moms pushing shopping carts in a grocery store, we like 'lists'."

"Okay. A list of what?", Mr. President leans forward, now interested.

"I get it... A list of countries!", the secretary of state jumps in. "I once kept a list of planets I wanted to send that Lewinsky girl to!"

"Alright. I want names of the countries we want on the list.", Mr. President leans over a blank piece of paper, "And don't try spelling out the names of those countries like you did for Bush. It's time for a change. Would be nice if you could name the capitals, their current head of state and a good book to read on each though."

"Nigeria!", every one shouted in chorus.

"Good work, everyone. You all have done your homework and watched CNN last night, haven't you?" Then Obama murmurs to himself, "Welcome to the club, Nigeria...".

The rest of the countries' name needed no introduction and everyone repeated those names almost in unison.

"The easiest NSC meeting I could ever imagine", thought Obama as he sprung out of his chair and announced, "This is good! I have something to tell the American people. Good work folks!"

Of course, we don't know what transpired in such meetings but we all can see the outcome, can't we? Here we go again down the beaten path of paranoia with the same old mantra: "You are either with us (not in the list) or against us (in the list)."

A real change in our foreign policy and the way we run our government would be to abandon these "knee jerk" reactions that have gotten us absolutely no where.

One major problem with the list we see in the news is that it will also be available to Al-Qaeda. And you don't have to be a world class chess player to figure out their next move. See, Al-Qaeda operatives have all the time in the world when it comes to carrying out a suicide mission. Do you think a terrorist won't break his journey to enjoy the local pubs in a country not on the list, then purchase a brand new ticket - and maybe even a new passport to go with it - and will then waltz right through the security holes as big as our discriminating egos?

Meanwhile, we are busy strip searching everyone from these "Fanatic Fourteen" countries. The odds of catching the next terrorist in this manner are slim to none. A terrorist will have to be living in a cave during the past month to fall for this trap. Although, I am not too sure if those living in caves in Afghanistan are completely cutoff from the news and even the Internet. So, forget it!

This latest dropping of the proverbial ball exposes for all to see one glaring mistake that we have been repeating despite a supposedly complete overhaul of our intelligence agencies post 9/11: The fact that we had the pieces of information sufficient to stop an attack yet we couldn't. Sounds familiar? Recall that we said the same thing after 9/11. We discovered that various tell tale signs of an impending hijacking were there. A person of interest (Al-Hazami) was being tracked. He ultimately entered the United States under the radar and was one of the 9/11 hijackers. Various intelligence reports of suspicious enrolling of would-be hijackers into the flying schools existed but never followed up on. Even though some of it is hindsight but the pieces of information do strongly suggest that we should have been able to stop the 9/11 plot in its tracks, yet we could not collaborate among our various bureaucracies. These bureaucracies exist to date.

Instead of unnecessarily (and 'unnecessarily' is the keyword here because if you can establish that it is absolutely essential that we strip search a person of interest then we must and do screen that passenger) screening passengers en mass at the countries level - effectively profiling Muslim countries - if we fix the way we process the pieces of information we readily have, I believe we can achieve air-tight security without having to seal all airports and frisk anything that moves!

Peace.

-- ARK